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Most Socially Awkward Conjoined Twins

July 23rd, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Social Misfits

Everyday somewhere there are kids complaining about having to share toys, a bedroom, or any number of other luxuries. But if you are a conjoined (sometimes referred to as Siamese) twin, you don’t have the option to not share space. So what would be the worst position to be stuck with someone else in? Here are a few of my favorites.

Joined at the Nipple

So, ladies, imagine being on a date and the guy starts feeling a little amorous. In his attempt to make it to second base, he reaches his hands under your bra, and ooops….another breast comes into play. Well, most women probably wouldn’t want a guy they are interested in to get a free feel from their sister, so I’m certain this would cause some problems socially.

Joined At The Butt

This one seems twice as problematic as the nipple one. You would never be able to wear any pants that didn’t make your butt look huge. Finding suitable seating on buses and planes would be difficult. If your twin had diarrhea, there would be no way to avoid getting some on you. Also, I’m certain that particular sexual positions would become very difficult. That, and once again ladies, I’m certain that your man would get a free show.

Joined at the…….?

I think we have a winner. If you need me to explain why these twins are the worst off socially, you may want to hit yourself in the groin and look again. No explanation neccessary.

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Do you think you have an idea on another problem these twins may face? Do you think you know of a more socially awkward position to be continuously in? Please leave your comments.

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My Pitch To the Cable TV Networks

July 22nd, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I think I have a pretty good grasp on what the general public enjoys. And with the various cable outlets trying to entice you to watch their newest and latest offerings, I thought it only suitable to pitch a couple of my ideas.

Pimp My Nun

MTV found great success in the vehicular makeover show, Pimp My Ride. Following the successful formula, it only makes sense that the next big thing would be to overhaul something near and dear to all our hearts…Nuns. No longer should a nun be looked upon as vicious and mean. The credo for this show is to take the “con” out of “convent”, and put the “sizzle” back into “sister”. Noone can dispute the joy is watching Sister Hattie transformed into “Sister Hottie”.

Freak Of Love

Both Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels showed a new side of themselves with their breakthrough hits on VH1 (Flavor of Love and Rock of Love and respectively). This time, its Brian Hugh Warner’s turn. Warner, known to most as shock rocker Marilyn Manson, is torn between his two dream girls, pop singer/former reality show starlet Jessica Simpson, and sex kitten actress Cameron Diaz.

Who doesn’t want to see Manson try to align himself and find love from one of “The Beautiful People”?

Drunk Girls Caught On Tape

Outside of airing reruns for cult hits like CSI and Star Trek, SpikeTV has been home to shows featuring police car chases, criminals caught in awkward positions and other programming featuring amateur video clips of shocking and titillating events. If you want to understand the premise for this show, look at the picture above. Enough said.

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Which show would you most likely watch? Do you have a pitch for the cable networks, as well? Please leave a comment.

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I Hate Showing Up At The Wrong Party

July 17th, 2008 6 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Social Misfits

Apparently some of my female readers think I purposely choose to show only pictures of male scuzbags, and attractive women. Bee from Bee’s Musings made the observation in the comments section of my I Need A Little Motivation post. Now for the record, I had never noticed this, partly because of that handsome devil that participated in “That Monkey Experiment”. But I guess in the interest of affirmative action, I will do a special post for the ladies. Today’s special picture mashup is called “I Hate Showing Up At the Wrong Party”.

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I Need a Little Motivation

July 16th, 2008 9 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Social Misfits

Maybe its because I’m lazy, but I find some of our original motivational/demotivational posters can produce some great laughs with a lot less effort on my behalf.  So, here are eight original posters for you, because I care.

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Drew Barrymore Stops Using Her Mac

July 15th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I’m quite certain that Apple must’ve loved the fact that actress Drew Barrymore had been seen traveling around with a Mac in tow, wherever she went. Like a great number of celebrities, Drew was interested in having a snazzy looking and useful tool around with her, and one that would catch the eye of onlookers. However, after months of playing around with her Mac, Drew has decided that it just didn’t feel right for her anymore.

While I’m certain, Steve Jobs isn’t pleased by this news, the story gets even weirder. During a recent commerical taping, the 33-year old actress was seeing carrying around some new hardware.

Drew had thrown her Mac aside, for a PC. When questioned about her decision, Ms. Barrymore stated:

“I found myself like many young women, wanting to have the newest, coolest and fastest thing going. However, as a woman matures, you realize that speed isn’t everything. Sometimes a woman wants to take her time and enjoy herself.
And if what you have only takes a few seconds to get ready, you have wonder if it worth your time. I’m much happier with the equipment that I am NOW using.”

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Do you prefer to use equipment that takes it time to please you, or that gets right to the task? Do you prefer a quick flashy Mac to a slow boring PC? Leave a comment.

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