Comments on: George W. Bush Vs. A Taco

By: Commenter

Commenter — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:45:09 +0000

Well I think that everyone is stupid, I am awesome, and boobs are good.

By: Jinksy

Jinksy — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:26:37 +0000

I tend to agree, Kurrus. But I figured if the commenter had some sort of man-crush on me, that I should give him the chance to let the world know about it.

Why else would you emulate the style of the post unless you wish to be more like the person you mock?

By: Catherinette Singleton

Catherinette Singleton — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:06:47 +0000

I’d take a taco over Bush any day of the week. Then again, I’m Mexican so maybe that has something to do with it.

By: Kurrus

Kurrus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:39:40 +0000

The comment above me is stupid as hell.

By: George Bush Vs. Author

George Bush Vs. Author — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:18:35 +0000

Author of George W. Bush Vs. A Taco vs A taco

Question 1: Which is more popular?

No one even knows who wrote this article.

Tacos are more popular than this guy.

Taco 1 Author 0

Question 2: Which is more relateable?

Author is lame
Tacos are awesome
Taco 2 Author 0

Question 3: Which is more logical?
Tacos can be eaten which keeps you alive.
Author writes useless online articles for no reason.
Taco 3 Author 0

Question 4: Which is more safe?
Tacos have awesome flavor which isn’t poisonous.
Author is inedible.
Taco 4 Author 0

Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
Author ate a taco before.
The taco over bloated him and almost killed him.
Taco 5 Author 0

Let’s make this more interesting.

Author vs George W. Bush

Question 1: Who is more popular?
Author: UNKNOWN NAME

George W. Bush: President of the USA
George Bush: 1 Author:0

Question 2: Which is more releatable?
George Bush: Graduated college.

‘Nuff said.
George Bush : 2

Author: 0

Question 3: Which is more logical?
Author: Makes up a random word ‘Releatable’

George W. Bush: Started the war of Afghanistan after 9/11, avenging his country.

George W. Bush: 3

Author: 0

Question 4: Which is more safe?
Author: Guy who sits in his house all day updating his blog that doesn’t even make any sense

George W. Bush: Has bodyguards.

George Bush: 4 Author: 0

Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
Author: Carries a gun around since he cannot defend himself any other way.

George W. Bush: Commands the U.S. army.

George Bush: 5

Author: 0

Conclusion: Wow. Author lost. What a loser!

By: sndy

sndy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:07:56 +0000

tacos are made of WIN and gold. bush is made of FAIL and rubber.

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:31:48 +0000

Not to mention that tacos are spicy.

By: Darryl

Darryl — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:42:59 +0000

I would sure rather spend some quality time with a taco than with Dubya.

Another winning point for the tacos.

By: J. Gann

J. Gann — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:42:50 +0000

Well said…you also left out that by adding the varying toppings to said Taco, it brings together other people from other walks of life, who grow the tomato, and process the cheese, etc… the last time Bush brought something together it was the cummulative sound of everyone in America face-palming during his speeches…

By: George B.

George B. — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:12:52 +0000

Tacos fear Bush. He has a strong jaw with powerful molars. Bush will crunch tacos into tiny pieces and then dissolve them in acidic pool he keeps in his stomach. And then, then he will poop them. If tacos do not fear being in Bush’s asshole, they are indeed braver than I.